Zero Calories

Once upon a time, there were two chubby guys.

One was named Sviatoslav, and the other was Andrii.

One spent his entire life on diets, while the other loved life so much that he eventually reached 150 kg.

One day they thought:

“What if people who are a little overweight (you know, there are quite a few of us) didn’t have to carry lunch boxes to work or force themselves to eat plain chicken breast and fat-free cottage cheese? What if they could simply buy something delicious, low in calories, enjoy it, feel happy, and still keep their waistlines in check?”

So they gathered a team of smart, talented people with great attitudes and a knack for getting things done quickly and properly.

Together, they created a company.

They called it Zero Calories.

And these wonderful people started making honey cakes, tiramisus, panna cottas, brownies, and all sorts of other desserts. In fact, they enjoyed it so much that they simply couldn’t stop.

People tried them, loved them, and kept asking:

“How is this even possible? I keep eating these desserts, and somehow my abs are starting to show!”

Things took off quickly.

One shopping mall after another. Then delivery service. Then people started posting photos on Instagram.

Oh, if only you had seen the excitement!

Soon, Zero Calories spread across the entire world — from Troieshchyna all the way to Los Angeles.

And business became so successful that poor Ozempic went bankrupt.

So here’s what I want to tell you, kids:

You need brains, and you need hard work. There are no shortcuts.

See you at Zero Calories!